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Now Ravin' and Shadoo......If you're really going to be Southern, you're gonna havta throw those yankee astrological signs away and go 'pure southern' 
Betcha never would a guessed that I was a Crawfish in a hunnert years!
> > OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20)
> > Although you appear crude, you are actually very
> > slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence.
> > An older Okra can look back over his life and see the
> > seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon
> > Pies.
> >
> > CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
> > Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A
> > chitlin, however, can make something of himself if
> > he's motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing >
> > with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like
> > Vesuvius.
> > Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
> >
> > BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20)
> > You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're
> > unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel
> > the need to bore deep into the interior of everything.
> > Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as
> > if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right
> > mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.
> >
> > MOON PIE (Mar 21 - Apr 20)
> > You're the type that spends a lot of time on
> > the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the
> > physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are
> > the key words here. You should marry anybody who you
> > can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not
> > going to be easy. This might be the year to think
> > about aerobics. Or - maybe not.
> >
> > POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21)
> > When confronted with life's difficulties,
> > possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop
> > a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you
> > become so withdrawn, people actually think you're
> > dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically
> > healthy, but seems to work for you. One day, however,
> > it won't work and you may find your problems actually
> > running you over.
> >
> > CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21)
> > Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an
> > office, you're always hanging around the water cooler.
> > Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool
> > to the golf course, the bathtub to the living room.
> > You tend to be not particularly attractive physically,
> > but you have very, very good heads.
> >
> > COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23)
> > Collards have a genius for communication.
> > They love to get in the "melting pot" of life and
> > share their essence with the essence of those round
> > them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists,
> > and baseball managers. As far as your personal life
> > goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies.
> > It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.
> >
> > CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23)
> > Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the
> > heart, although one whiskers may cause problems for
> > loved ones. You catfish are never easy people to
> > understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear
> > surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay
> > away from Moon Pies.
> >
> > GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23)
> > Your highest aim is to be with others like
> > yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd
> > of other Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe
> > you
> > should think about joining a club. Where do you like
> > to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or
> > butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they
> > have all these things, that serves you well.
> >
> > BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23)
> > You have a passionate desire to help your
> > fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best -
> > your friends and loved ones - may find that your
> > personality is much too salty, and their criticism
> > will probably affect you deeply because you are really
> > much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead
> > and marry anybody you want to because in a certain
> > way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you
> > can be sure that people will always pull over and stop
> > for you.
> >
> > BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
> > Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter
> > Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter
> > Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of
> > life and you feel at home no matter what the setting.
> > You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too,
> > shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.
> >
> > ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21)
> > You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior,
> > but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for
> > you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and
> > insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned
> > with today's fashions and trends.You're not concerned
> > with anything about today. You're really almost pre-
> > historic in your interests and behavior patterns. You
> > probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum
> > is another somewhat kinky, mating possibility.
Betcha never would a guessed that I was a Crawfish in a hunnert years!
> > OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20)
> > Although you appear crude, you are actually very
> > slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence.
> > An older Okra can look back over his life and see the
> > seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon
> > Pies.
> >
> > CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
> > Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A
> > chitlin, however, can make something of himself if
> > he's motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing >
> > with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like
> > Vesuvius.
> > Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
> >
> > BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20)
> > You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're
> > unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel
> > the need to bore deep into the interior of everything.
> > Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as
> > if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right
> > mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.
> >
> > MOON PIE (Mar 21 - Apr 20)
> > You're the type that spends a lot of time on
> > the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the
> > physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are
> > the key words here. You should marry anybody who you
> > can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not
> > going to be easy. This might be the year to think
> > about aerobics. Or - maybe not.
> >
> > POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21)
> > When confronted with life's difficulties,
> > possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop
> > a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you
> > become so withdrawn, people actually think you're
> > dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically
> > healthy, but seems to work for you. One day, however,
> > it won't work and you may find your problems actually
> > running you over.
> >
> > CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21)
> > Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an
> > office, you're always hanging around the water cooler.
> > Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool
> > to the golf course, the bathtub to the living room.
> > You tend to be not particularly attractive physically,
> > but you have very, very good heads.
> >
> > COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23)
> > Collards have a genius for communication.
> > They love to get in the "melting pot" of life and
> > share their essence with the essence of those round
> > them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists,
> > and baseball managers. As far as your personal life
> > goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies.
> > It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.
> >
> > CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23)
> > Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the
> > heart, although one whiskers may cause problems for
> > loved ones. You catfish are never easy people to
> > understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear
> > surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay
> > away from Moon Pies.
> >
> > GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23)
> > Your highest aim is to be with others like
> > yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd
> > of other Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe
> > you
> > should think about joining a club. Where do you like
> > to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or
> > butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they
> > have all these things, that serves you well.
> >
> > BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23)
> > You have a passionate desire to help your
> > fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best -
> > your friends and loved ones - may find that your
> > personality is much too salty, and their criticism
> > will probably affect you deeply because you are really
> > much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead
> > and marry anybody you want to because in a certain
> > way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you
> > can be sure that people will always pull over and stop
> > for you.
> >
> > BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
> > Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter
> > Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter
> > Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of
> > life and you feel at home no matter what the setting.
> > You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too,
> > shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.
> >
> > ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21)
> > You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior,
> > but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for
> > you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and
> > insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned
> > with today's fashions and trends.You're not concerned
> > with anything about today. You're really almost pre-
> > historic in your interests and behavior patterns. You
> > probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum
> > is another somewhat kinky, mating possibility.
