1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her
back, your parents always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your
hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the
same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a
glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white
shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is
Grandma's lap.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her
back, your parents always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your
hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the
same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a
glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white
shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is
Grandma's lap.
