Montana Mountain Goat- at wits end

[MTGomer]

I’m not scared of sleeping in the woods. I think that would change if I had ambien dreams in g bear country.

 

[cgasner1]

I took to many unisom one night and when my wife woke me up I was trying to get the pistol out of my headboard to shoot the clowns god only knows what I’d dream about in those mountains

 

[Nick87]

This thread is awesome.

 

[Magnum Sherpa]

Marshian, good luck! We are all rooting for you. If you are successful, you really need to do a full body mount, with the goat peering down on the now infamous tent. It would be quite the conversation piece.

 

[MT Super Puncher]

I literally wasted an hour of my life reading this thread.

The story about the ambien bear about made me piss my pants from laughter.

Thanks all. Needed this entertainment tonight.

 

[BackofBeyond]

Oddly specific

Heard it from a friend.

That’s all I’m saying.

 

[rogerthat]

Heard it from a friend.

That’s all I’m saying.

I stuffed my pants in the refrigerator one night. Can’t even imagine how a grizzly encounter would have went at that moment in time in my life.

 

[cgasner1]

I stuffed my pants in the refrigerator one night. Can’t even imagine how a grizzly encounter would have went at that moment in time in my life.

You ever seen super troopers….. probably not like that

 

[Roadgoat]

This is the Reddit of hunting..

 

[DFS]

Good luck @Marshian time to quiet the peanut gallery down with a successful goat hunt.

 

[MT_elk]

Rooting for you @Marshian! Go get a goat!

 

[The Hedgehog]

Good luck @Marshian time to quiet the peanut gallery down with a successful goat hunt.

I’ll be “that asshole.”

Marshian ain’t going goat hunting anymore. Was easy to decode after he claimed “peace”with pussing out, after slashing a thousand dollar tent, then having the hilarious excuse to having a ”family to provide for” instead of a “dead animal”.

He wants no mtn goat hunting - and that’s okay - just save the excuses as opposed to not giving a shit.

I’d love to be proved wrong, but would be happy to put some dollars down on this.

I’d have bought that tent for $500, which is probably about what he paid for his antelope excursion - a guaranteed and easy “dead animal” That would have bought a lot of groceries and diapers.

 

[Khunter]

……..Was easy to decode after he claimed “peace”with pussing out, after shanking slashing a thousand dollar tent, …..

Fixed it for ya. Words matter, LOL.

 

[EYJONAS!]

There's a 329 Billy in this picture somewhere. You should go find him @Marshian

 

[MTTW]

Nice goat hunting weather this week. Next week, not so much with 4 days of snow.

 

[starvingoutdoorsman]

Isn't this the unit where all the big boys hit the private trust land bordering 316 later in the season (how does anyone even get this land anyhow)? Joking, but good luck if you manage to get back in there. Would love to see the horrible start turn around into a good memory.

 

[MTGomer]

Winter is coming Sunday.

 

[Jwill]

I feel like at this point a punched tag would be one of the greatest comebacks in HT history…

 

[The Hedgehog]

I feel like at this point a punched tag would be one of the greatest comebacks in HT history…

Or even a pic of a guy enjoying a ball buster of a goat hunt.

 

[Desk Pop]

This is one of the best, saddest, most interesting, most frustrating and most hilarious threads on HT to date.

Great tag drawn. Scouting/hunting. Tent butchered. Weeks of the season remaining. GPS pins.

My heart has been tugged in 19 different directions.

I believe without @Greenhorn it would only be slightly above average in entertainment value...

I also believe everyone who has commented wants this guy to shoot a nice billy.

My advice: go buy a new tent at Walmart, haul that bitch up there for three or four days, glass up a billy in one the waypoints that basically tells you which rock to sit on while you glass...then shoot the billy.