guppie9
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A guy was taking a leak in a bar restroom, when a tiny midget walks in dragging a step stool behind him. He set it down at the urinal next to the man and climbed on up. He looked over at the man and down to his package.
"Oh wow!" the midget said. "You have some nice balls."
The man was a little weirded out, but managed to mutter a thank you.
The midget said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but because of my size, I see a lot of balls, and really, yours are the most beautiful I have ever seen. I hate to bother you, but do you think I could just touch them for a second?"
The man was still a little freaked out, but figured it couldn't hurt, and he felt a little sorry for the midget. "Sure," he said.
The midget reached out and touched them. "Ohhhh, those are nice."
The midget looked at the man again and said, "I'm awfully sorry to bother you again, and I know it is a lot to ask, but....do you think I could hold them? Just for a second?"
The man was definitely uncomfortable, but he was kind of drunk, and didn't think it was that big of a deal, so he agreed to let the midget hold his balls.
The midget reached over, took one nut in each hand and SQUEEZED!
"Now! Give me your wallet, or I jump!!!"
"Oh wow!" the midget said. "You have some nice balls."
The man was a little weirded out, but managed to mutter a thank you.
The midget said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but because of my size, I see a lot of balls, and really, yours are the most beautiful I have ever seen. I hate to bother you, but do you think I could just touch them for a second?"
The man was still a little freaked out, but figured it couldn't hurt, and he felt a little sorry for the midget. "Sure," he said.
The midget reached out and touched them. "Ohhhh, those are nice."
The midget looked at the man again and said, "I'm awfully sorry to bother you again, and I know it is a lot to ask, but....do you think I could hold them? Just for a second?"
The man was definitely uncomfortable, but he was kind of drunk, and didn't think it was that big of a deal, so he agreed to let the midget hold his balls.
The midget reached over, took one nut in each hand and SQUEEZED!
"Now! Give me your wallet, or I jump!!!"
