Old Man Shares Everything

WyoDoug

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The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.​

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.​

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife​

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.​

Obviously, they were thinking,​

‘ That poor old couple – all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.’​

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.​

The old man said, they were just fine – they were used to sharing everything.​

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite.​

She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.​

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.​

This time the old woman said​

‘ No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.’​

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked​

‘What is it you are waiting for?’​

She answered​

‘THE TEETH.’​

 

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