KeithE
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On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
- Two Italian men and one Italian woman
- Two French men and one French woman
- Two German men and one German woman
- Two Greek men and one Greek woman
- Two English men and one English woman
- Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
- Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
- Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
- Two Irish men and one Irish woman
- Two American men and one American woman
One month later, on these absolutely stunning
deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
following things have occurred:
* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for
the Italian woman.
* The two French men and the French woman are living
happily together in a menage a trois.
* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule
of alternating visits with the German woman.
* The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and
the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
* The two English men are waiting for someone to
introduce them to the English woman.
* The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian
woman and started swimming to another island.
* The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
instructions.
* The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor
store/restaurant/laundry, and have gotten the woman
pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.
* The two Irish men divided the island into North and
South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if
sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy
after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're
satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.
* The two American men are contemplating suicide, because
the American woman will not shut up and complains
relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism,
what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do
anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the
equal division of household chores, how sand and palm
trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected
her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how
her relationship with her mother is the root causeof all
her problems, and why didn't they bring a goddamn cell
phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued
off this god-forsaken deserted island in the middle of
$*)Q!#@$ nowhere so she can get her nails done and go
shopping...
middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
- Two Italian men and one Italian woman
- Two French men and one French woman
- Two German men and one German woman
- Two Greek men and one Greek woman
- Two English men and one English woman
- Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
- Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
- Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
- Two Irish men and one Irish woman
- Two American men and one American woman
One month later, on these absolutely stunning
deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
following things have occurred:
* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for
the Italian woman.
* The two French men and the French woman are living
happily together in a menage a trois.
* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule
of alternating visits with the German woman.
* The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and
the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
* The two English men are waiting for someone to
introduce them to the English woman.
* The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian
woman and started swimming to another island.
* The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
instructions.
* The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor
store/restaurant/laundry, and have gotten the woman
pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.
* The two Irish men divided the island into North and
South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if
sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy
after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're
satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.
* The two American men are contemplating suicide, because
the American woman will not shut up and complains
relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism,
what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do
anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the
equal division of household chores, how sand and palm
trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected
her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how
her relationship with her mother is the root causeof all
her problems, and why didn't they bring a goddamn cell
phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued
off this god-forsaken deserted island in the middle of
$*)Q!#@$ nowhere so she can get her nails done and go
shopping...
