Ithaca 37
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I just got my new Lexus RX400H, and returned to the dealer the next
> >day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The
> >salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" He
> >said, Nelson! The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" Willie!" He
> >continued...and On The Road Again ! came from the speakers. I drove
> >away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven!"
> >I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get
> >one of their awesome songs.
> >
> >One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
> >swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled..... "ASSHOLES!"
> > The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
> >Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and
> >Bill Clinton on sax....
> > Damn, I LOVE this car!
> >day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The
> >salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" He
> >said, Nelson! The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" Willie!" He
> >continued...and On The Road Again ! came from the speakers. I drove
> >away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven!"
> >I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get
> >one of their awesome songs.
> >
> >One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
> >swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled..... "ASSHOLES!"
> > The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
> >Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and
> >Bill Clinton on sax....
> > Damn, I LOVE this car!
