LEO Quotes!

[MarvB]

The bro-in-law is a cop (Calif. CHP sargent) and he was telling me last weekend his favorite cop lines...I found these kind of amusing:

"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them a while."

"If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

"I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

"Just how big were those two beers?" (One he says is used quite often)

My personal favorite was:

"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here!"

 

[huntinfool]

LMAO MarvB that last one is great

 

[Quiet_One]

Thats funny and true