Just when you've heard it all

[Bigjay73]

Bear poop beer, what the shit?

Beer made with bear poop, a ‘likely’ first, brewed for the Super Bowl | KRON4 https://share.google/q5EgR6sQj6yXH6S3c

 

[kwyeewyk]

Bear poop beer, what the shit?

Beer made with bear poop, a ‘likely’ first, brewed for the Super Bowl | KRON4 https://share.google/q5EgR6sQj6yXH6S3c

Thank god, the IPA craze can finally end!

"Why's this taste so good?"
"I don't know but it's the shit!"

Sounds awful, what the f has happened to beer, half of dead Germany is rolling in the grave.

 

[gouch]

Bear poop beer seems odd to me. Hard Cider maybe. Yeah, hard cider would work.

Being dyslexic and all, at first, I thought he said bear beer poop. And the article was going to be about someone stashing their beer in the creek to keep it cold and a bear came along and found it and got drunk and passed out and pooped himself.

 

[Nunjagottam]

Great now Cal and Steve are gonna be lecturing us on how we need to purge and bag the colon along with collecting the gaul fat.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Isn’t this how Budweiser and Busch are already made? Sure taste like it…lol

 

[Dsnow9]

Isn’t this how Budweiser and Busch are already made? Sure taste like it…lol

No that’s bear piss

 

[Nick87]

No that’s bear piss

Busch is a humans piss after they drank the budweiser.

 

[Pucky Freak]

Bear poop beer. It’s one “s” short of a complete sentence, as in a bear passing a beer can.

They made a South Park episode along these lines:

Red Hot Catholic Love - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

People are in a hurry to buy poop honey, so I guess poop beer was only a matter of time.

https://vista.today/2026/01/spotted-lanternfly-honey-honeydew/#:~:text=Bees%20suck%20up%20the%20substance,)%2C%20at%20The%20Washington%20Post.&text=NBC10%20says%20the%20spotted%20lanternfly,VISTA%20Today%20in%20December%202025.

May the ghosts of Wilhelm and Ludwig haunt us.

German Beer Purity Law of 1516

www.germansteins.com

 

[EKYHunter]

Well, here’s coffee made from beans that elephants had $&@“!

The World's Rarest Coffee. Naturally Refined By Elephants.

Naturally refined by elephants, Black Ivory Coffee (aka elephant dung coffee) is the world's rarest and most expensive coffee.

blackivorycoffee.com

 

[Redmt]

What's next? Afterbirth salza?

 

[CRJR45]

That beer is the Shitz!

 

[westbranch]

What's next? Afterbirth salza?

Of course not - but maybe tartare or ceviche.

 

[gouch]

What's next? Afterbirth salza?

My freezer is always full of little plastic bags full of partially freezer burned meat of some kind. It might be some extra meat from some meal I had cooked at one time or another or maybe a couple of quail breasts or a squirrel or bunny. Stuff like that. One day I decided to put all those bits of meat together and make a stew, just to get rid of it without wasting it. I thawed all the little packages out and started cutting everything up and putting it in the pot, when I came to one baggy, that for the life of me I could not identify. I thought and thought while I studied it from every angle. But what the hell was it.

Then it hit me. Two years prier, my wife had given birth to our fourth daughter and delivered her at home with the aid of a midwife. Apparently, the midwife had taken the placenta and put it in a little plastic bag and threw it in the freezer along with all my little plastic bags of meat. Then forgot to tell us. So, there I was, about two seconds from throwing some chopped after birth into my stew.

Probably would have tasted just fine but I decided against it.

 

[Nick_CO]

Guess this answers the age old question...

"Do bears shit in the woods close enough to Portland that hipster breweries will collect it and use it in their beer?"

Yes.

 

[Redmt]

Guess this answers the age old question...

"Do bears shit in the woods close enough to Portland that hipster breweries will collect it and use it in their beer?"

Yes.

It's more than likely collections from Portlands extensive homeless communities.

 

[Nick_CO]

It's more than likely collections from Portlands extensive homeless communities.

This brings up a valid point. Just because poop has huckleberry seeds in it doesn't automatically mean it's from a bear.

 

[noharleyyet]

This brings up a valid point. Just because poop has huckleberry seeds in it doesn't automatically mean it's from a bear.

 

[SaskHunter]

Doodoo beer?!

I've had lots of beer dookies, but never the other way around!