Just another joke (I think)

[bdidaho]

Not from the south so I don't know for sure.

 

[tarheel]

Any where west of the Big Muddy isn't considered the South, and the further west you go, the greater the aberrance..

 

[noharleyyet]

Any where west of the Big Muddy isn't considered the South, and the further west you go, the greater the aberrance..

...same thing for north of the gnat line.