Jose [ the early years]

[cjcj]

[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Subject:[/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] The Mexican word of the day...[/FONT]

[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: WATER
My girlfriend gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
My girlfriend farted and I couldn't brief.

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
When all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
My wife and I went to a birthday party and I got a piece of cake and she
got herpes too.

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: BUDWEISER
Hey Homie, your girlfriend has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly?

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: CHAIR
I was about to eat a bag of candy, then my mom said... you better chair
with your sister!

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: JUAREZ
My girlfriend slapped me and I said...'Juarez your problem beesh!!'

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: CHEESE
Maria's face is pretty but cheese too fat!

Mexican word of the day: SHOULDER
My girlfriend wanted to become a citizen but she didn't
know how to read, so I shoulder.[/FONT]


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[Dangerous Dave]

Not bad CJ. I had a room full of idiots I work with rolling on the floor with laughter when I read your list to them during lunch break. Thanks.

 

[noharleyyet]

The telephone green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

Here come da altruistic pompous racist haters CJ.

 

[Moosie]

That Chicken one was funny. I heard that at a Scout Campout !! HAHA.

Nohar, making fun of how someone talks isn't racist, I thought you would know that ?

 

[noharleyyet]

Nohar, making fun of how someone talks isn't racist, I thought you would know that ?

...yer preachin' to the choir Moosie.