Subject: Your Wife A Nagger?
Your Wife A Nagger?
A farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one
of those dayvorces".
The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres". The lawyer said, "No, you don't
understand, Do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays".
The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No,
I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere."
The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yes,
I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere."
The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?".
The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30".
The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?"
The farmer said, "No, she's a little! white gal, but
our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce