I'm about to crush these

[jryoung]

It's cupcake day, and i'm a gonna get my cupcake on.

 

[Dinkshooter]

I have a cheesecake in the fridge at home, I'm a little piggy.

 

[noharleyyet]

...think I'll crush a glass of vino.

A good weekend to ya sir.

 

[Dinkshooter]

...think I'll crush a glass of vino.

A good weekend to ya sir.

Don't bruise the wine!

 

[jryoung]

...think I'll crush a glass of vino.

A good weekend to ya sir.

What are you drinking? Anything good or twobuckchuck?

 

[noharleyyet]

Gates....Rachel's Rose...California '06...not bad.

 

[dustinf]

My wife is somewhere over the Atlantic, on her way to Switzerland for 10 days.

Is it wrong to celebrate my reprieve?

 

[Dinkshooter]

What is the dog eating tonight?

 

[dustinf]

What is the dog eating tonight?

Some organic, free range dog food that probably costs more than my pizza.

She's having some separation anxiety from my wife not being home, so I'm defrosting some squirrel to boil tomorrow.

 

[spook12]

Don't ''Accidentally'' leave the door open, while the Mrs. is out of town.

 

[Dinkshooter]

Swaddle the dog to calm her.

 

[dustinf]

She looks depressed, no?

 

[Dinkshooter]

Google Swaddle, then post pictures.

 

[noharleyyet]

She looks depressed, no?

Xanax wrapped in string cheese?

 

[jryoung]

She looks depressed, no?

I'd be depressed if I was a purse dog

 

[dustinf]

Xanax wrapped in string cheese?

I'm thinking about it, but she's living chemical free.

She even drinks distilled water...

 

[Bambistew]

"A dog less than 50lbs is considered a cat, and I hate cats".

My dogs eat better than me, no question. I usually feed the rot/mix small children.