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[Muley_Stalker]

It has to be a put on. He can't be serious.

 

[Gila]

Take up golf maybe?

 

[SaskHunter]

Take up golf maybe?

He'd probably show up with a hockey stick à la Happy Gilmore!

 

[ShootsManyBullets]

Welcome back.
What if this rapid fire run on style is how he talks in real life? My best description of his style is "full auto".

 

[Gr8bawana]

Ever thought about taking up fishing?

Well at least it's less dangerous than a rifle going off accidentally.

 

[squirrel]

I knew this guy, but he died, surprisingly of natural causes. It was always "bad luck"... every day all day for almost 70 years, an incredible run of "bad luck". But it made for some very amusing stories, long as you weren't actually there and in the "devastation zone".