Hey, Wyoming, you brought a woof to a bar? Montana...hold my beer

Omg! That’s methed up! Politically incorrect opinion but it was hot till she peed on stuff. Story said she “finished” do you think that happened when they were dating? Or that was the first time. Damn?? So many questions.
 
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Don’t care she will always be a dime in my book
 
Nah my wife’s hot and don’t smoke crack. Last time I bit her though she punched me in the gut. Maybe gonna get her a machete for her birthday.
I once told a guy at work being married is like coming home and having prime rib for dinner every night. While I love prime rib sooner or later a guy just wants a McDouble. He told me he still likes the prime rib. I told him he married the McDouble. This could be the same kinda situation.
 
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