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Gun owners vs Doctors...

Sytes

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Pretty funny :) Cross posted.
Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in theU.S. is700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physiciansper year are 120,000.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S.Dept of Health Human Services.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now think about this:

Guns
A) The number of gun owners in theU.S. is 80,000,000. (80 million!!)
B) The number of accidental gun deathsper year is1,500.
C) The number of accidental deathsper gun owner is.000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Conclusion:

Statistically,doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Remember:
'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fact:
Not everyone has a gun but almost everyone has at least one doctor.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


**Out of concern for the public at large, withheld are the statistics on
Lawyers for fear the shock would causepeople to panic and seek medical attention!
 
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