Green Horn on Ebay..Buy his spots today!!!!

[The_Yetty]

I've placed a tracking device in Green Horns hunting boots. I have the exact GPS location of every deer, elk, antelope, moose bear even gopher he has ever shot. I'm ready to sell his secrets for the right price. Go to search and type in , "One lucky (ugly and stinky) bastard" on ebay and bid for his spots today!! Lets let the bidding begin at one dollar.

(I'm broke so I'll take whatever I can get!)

 

[Calif. Hunter]

I thought you were talking about his lucky leopard-spotted undies.

 

[csutton7]

I'll bid right now--right here $00000.99.9---those shorts are really a map of his haunts..of course prying them off of him may be tuff, the gear needed would make it cost prohibitive, so bid low ..he,he.....chris

 

[Moosie]

If you didn't have all those "LAWYER" fees...... You'd have $$

-THE CLEANER