good memory..x-rated

[GRUNT]

Three guys are debating who has the best memory.
The first guy says,
"I can remember the first day of First Grade!"
The second guy says,
"I can remember my first day at Nursery School!"
Not to be outdone, the third guy says,
"Hell, that's nothing. I can remember going to the senior prom with my
father, and coming home with my mother!"

 

[Nut]

I hate to say where my twin brother went.

 

[SlayN4Food]

Grunt,

Not too shabby. . .as long as you're not the twin. . .