MarvB
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WHAT MAKES 100%?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO GIVE MORE THAN 100%?
EVER WONDER ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY ARE GIVING MORE THAN 100%?
WE HAVE ALL BEEN IN SPORTS WHERE SOMEONE WANTS YOU TO GIVE OVER 100%, RIGHT?
HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU ARE ASKED TO GIVE 105%?
WHAT MAKES UP 100% IN LIFE?
Here's a little mathematical formula which will help you answer all of those questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
See just how far ass kissing can take you:
A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with some degree of mathematical certainty that while "Hard Work" and "Knowledge" will get you close, "Attitude" will get you there, but it's the "Bullshit" and "Ass Kissing" that will put you over the top!
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO GIVE MORE THAN 100%?
EVER WONDER ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY ARE GIVING MORE THAN 100%?
WE HAVE ALL BEEN IN SPORTS WHERE SOMEONE WANTS YOU TO GIVE OVER 100%, RIGHT?
HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU ARE ASKED TO GIVE 105%?
WHAT MAKES UP 100% IN LIFE?
Here's a little mathematical formula which will help you answer all of those questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
See just how far ass kissing can take you:
A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with some degree of mathematical certainty that while "Hard Work" and "Knowledge" will get you close, "Attitude" will get you there, but it's the "Bullshit" and "Ass Kissing" that will put you over the top!
