Nummie
New member
Geez, Del, no one will recognize you now!!!
Girls I need your help
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Moosie
Grand poopa
Let her go... move on .............
Pokey is full of Hotties that might like all that Rebar through your face....
Pokey is full of Hotties that might like all that Rebar through your face....
cjcj
New member
Start "dating" the hottest babe in town... make sure she see`s it and knows it! and make sure she knows your Doing it...and make sure you are "doing" the new one... and if she gets jealious great.. if not your still banging some "hot Booty".. its a win win for you... i know this from experiance... i`ve been married to the "hot Booty" for 27 years.... and i can tell you that after 1 week i forgot about my old flame alltogether.
But that "restraing order" was funny as hell. LMAO
But that "restraing order" was funny as hell. LMAO
Delw
Member
He might want to start dateing the ugliest chick in idaho, that way he can play the sympathy card on her.
Delw
Delw
Man! If you start that "gift of time" crap now you will have a hell of a time getting out to hunt and fish when you want. Happy anniversary Del "hairless one". I have 37 years and took me at least 15 to get her trained to where the only time that she wanted was time alone when I went hunting or fishing. People always ask me why I don't take my wife to Alaska when I go up to fish. HELLO. Good Time Charlies and the Great Alaska Bush company are two. Son, go hunting or fishing and don't worry about the wemmens. You will find one that will stalk you down and marry you soon enough.
Nut
New member
Mini, the other guys are mainly right(restraining order will be a classic LMAO).
But I wouldnt do either. I would give her a fruitcake or a toaster for Christmas along with a pic of a piece of jewelry with the statement of that is what you would have gotten if you was still with ya.
But I wouldnt do either. I would give her a fruitcake or a toaster for Christmas along with a pic of a piece of jewelry with the statement of that is what you would have gotten if you was still with ya.
Nummie
New member
If you knew ringer, you'd understand why his ole' lady covets her little "gift of time"!!! 'Course, mine does too! WTF
Moosie
Grand poopa
Or her Mother..............
BigHornRam
Well-known member
Note to self:
Do not come to this site seeking Dear Abbey advice.
Do not come to this site seeking Dear Abbey advice.
cjcj
New member
Man you got that RIGHT! poor Minnie Moose he asks for advise from the "girls" and all he gets is us smart ass dudes [we just can`t help ourselves]BigHornRam said:
ringer said:Mojave-Can you give lessons to my little woman? I would prefer the video so let me know what it costs. Promise I won't pass it around to the other guys here.
First of all I'm guessing ringer, you posted this on the wrong thread. What kind of lessons exactly do you want me to give your wife? If it's those related to this thread, they would be lessons for YOU on how to be a sweeter more atttentive husband.
If you were talking about something off another thread then um, what does she look like?
Be careful what you ask for. Incidently, have y'all noticed that Mini hasn't been back to glean knowledge from all of this spectacular advice?
