Funny Hunter Quotes/Lingo

[The Hedgehog]

“Toad”

 

[Sasquatchewan]

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The amount of tabs you have open is making me uncomfortable.

 

[Sasquatchewan]

I'm always annoyed with show hosts who do the whole "thank you lord, thank you Jayzus" after dropping a deer from a fancy tripod in a heated box blind over bait... Like bro, the lord had nothing to do with it, it was that alfalfa/corn you put out.

 

[shrapnel]

"Whistle pigs"

 

[Dakotakid]

The amount of tabs you have open is making me uncomfortable.

I had to go back and look
1st and 2nd are shipping container cabins.
4th is adding blue tooth aux to my truck radio
5th is cadastral-Montana’s property ownership
6th 7th 8th are Zillow
9th is hunt by state, which seems innocuous.
11th is fwp where I got the antelope image
Only 3 is questionable but turns out is a chainsaw mill I was looking at to make Swedish fire logs

schwoo

l am averse to everything being a monster
More damn monster in the woods.

 

[tjones]

Public land alfalfa

 

[noharleyyet]

Peanut butter works better than alfalfa...but not as well as a hoochie mama...mine sounds more like a duck call. Really brings the angus in...

 

[Sytes]

Humored tribute to the Jersey-man himself.

 

[The Hedgehog]

Peanut butter works better than alfalfa...but not as well as a hoochie mama...mine sounds more like a duck call. Really brings the angus in...

Speaking of peanut butter, this would be a good place for a sheep hunter's YouTube video, but the site owner may not appreciate the link. Just go to Youtube and search "Thanks, Smokey!"

 

[ZMT588]

Speaking of peanut butter, this would be a good place for a sheep hunter's YouTube video, but the site owner may not appreciate the link. Just go to Youtube and search "Thanks, Smokey!"

I wont get those 3 minutes back

 

[antlerradar]

Public land alfalfa

There is a chance of public land alfalfa on Sate Land. However to those of you thinking about looking up all the state leases that include a hay field in order to find a 30 inch tall buck. 100% odds you are wasting your time.

 

[RobertD]

There is a chance of public land alfalfa on Sate Land. However to those of you thinking about looking up all the state leases that include a hay field in order to find 30 inch tall buck. 100% odds you are wasting your time.

I'm told that you are just a hater and there are some real toads out there if I'm willing to work for it.

 

[kwyeewyk]

Heart farts
Going deep
Does are "bald"
Pop em and drop em
Cotton KILLS (advice to some, kills made in jeans to others)
Golden Hour--which in Washington is the first 10 minutes of the season before everything goes nocturnal for the next month.

 

[fowladdict]

Referring to antlers as horns. I immediately lose respect for the person.

"Forked antler" and "rag antler" just don't sound right.

 

[Deleted member 38069]

"Forked antler" and "rag antler" just don't sound right.

 

[noharleyyet]

Heart farts
Going deep
Does are "bald"
Pop em and drop em
Cotton KILLS (advice to some, kills made in jeans to others)
Golden Hour--which in Washington is the first 10 minutes of the season before everything goes nocturnal for the next month.

AKA...Texas feral hog opportunity

 

[CowboyLeroy]

WAWA.

"Let that duck come by again gonna get that 12 give him the WA-WAAAA"

 

[Elkslayer56]

If it's brown it's down!

 

[fowladdict]

"Whale tails for days"

 

[EYJONAS!]

"I guarantee you I'll throw more meat in my pack, than any of you and still beat you out!"

-Anonymous

But I bet you can guess.