Funny Hunter Quotes/Lingo

[Khunter]

Right! They sound like they are being paid to advertise. Which brings me to another annoying word. “ pro staff “ and field product tester is pretty obnoxious too.

You are offended by my Hostess Donettes gig? It ain't easy. constant training.

 

[44hunter45]

Pro-Staff, sponsored athlete, brand ambassador, ......

 

[Deleted member 38069]

Referring to antlers as horns. I immediately lose respect for the person.

 

[geetar]

You are offended by my Hostess Donettes gig? It ain't easy. constant training.

I mean I shouldn’t be. It sounds like an essential role you are playing in society.

 

[madtom]

Basically the entire content of Rokslide. I occasionally check the “what’s new” page, never see anything I can tolerate reading, and come back here.

Exhibit A

Man Leggings for working out?

My wife got me those workout compression pants, they look like leggings. I'll call them man leggings. Put them on the other day and told her I'm going for a hike workout. She raised her tone and send not like that! Now I'm a bit dumbfounded cause I'm wearing what you got me... She said...

www.rokslide.com

 

[noharleyyet]

Exhibit A

Man Leggings for working out?

My wife got me those workout compression pants, they look like leggings. I'll call them man leggings. Put them on the other day and told her I'm going for a hike workout. She raised her tone and send not like that! Now I'm a bit dumbfounded cause I'm wearing what you got me... She said...

www.rokslide.com

Yoga pants...for revealing religious denomination.

 

[BlakeA]

"He wouldn't have made it through the winter"

 

[BlakeA]

"Bro, let's collab. DM coming"

 

[DouglasR]

Exhibit A

Man Leggings for working out?

My wife got me those workout compression pants, they look like leggings. I'll call them man leggings. Put them on the other day and told her I'm going for a hike workout. She raised her tone and send not like that! Now I'm a bit dumbfounded cause I'm wearing what you got me... She said...

www.rokslide.com

Make fun of me all you want, you should, but mountain biking is much more enjoyable in leggings or tights as opposed to baggy shorts.

 

[pre6422hornet]

"those leaves were drier than a popcorn fart"

 

[Nick87]

Exhibit A

Man Leggings for working out?

My wife got me those workout compression pants, they look like leggings. I'll call them man leggings. Put them on the other day and told her I'm going for a hike workout. She raised her tone and send not like that! Now I'm a bit dumbfounded cause I'm wearing what you got me... She said...

www.rokslide.com

Omg

 

[VOLhunter]

Knockers, instead of saying binos or binoculars.

-Hey man, that’s a nice set of knockers you have. Thanks, they’re slightly used but a big upgrade from my old knockers!

If making everything as hipster as possible is the new form of hunter recruitment, I hate to think where we’ll be in 20 years! Don’t California my hunting!

 

[ssmusicman]

Remember hunting ducks and geese with my dad. He knew it was wrong but would say it anyway.

"Get down, here comes a pair or lone'rs"

 

[golfer]

I always got a kick out of old man Eastman calling the aspens “quakers”. Not sure if that’s a Wyoming thing or not?

 

[Bambistew]

I always got a kick out of old man Eastman calling the aspens “quakers”. Not sure if that’s a Wyoming thing or not?

They are commonly called quaking aspens in many/most parts of the west, quaker for short.

 

[pre6422hornet]

"We've been hunting Tines ( or any other name for a buck) super hard this season"..

definition of " hunting super hard" for any midwest whitetail hunting show = had to walk more than 50 yards from truck/atv/utv to the box blind that has a heater in it.

 

[golfer]

They are commonly called quaking aspens in many/most parts of the west, quaker for short.

I’m well aware of their common name- I’ve just never heard anyone else referring to them as quakers...

 

[Deleted member 16014]

I’m well aware of their common name- I’ve just never heard anyone else referring to them as quakers...

My grandpa did, a generational and regional thing to some extent I expect.

 

[The Hedgehog]

Sheep shape

 

[Howie]

2 that I like:
Referring to the recluse biggun way back in the thick stuff. "Big Stinky"

Self explainatory: "That's an eater"