Well, it gets sicker! The customs broker screwed up and didn't let customs know the stuff arrived (even though I kept hounding her to find the stuff). I got hooked $550 for warehouse storage fees. Grrr.
I get the crate home, open it up and to my horror all the trophies were just thrown loose in it, including a huge buffalo skull. Only the warthog skull was wrapped in bubble wrap. The rest had noses only wrapped. At least this time I can see the skulls aren't painted. First out is hartbeest. It looks very good. All teeth are there, cleaned, and bleached nicely. Next out is black wildebeest. Oh SHIT! The horns have been boiled to the point of disintegration. This was a beautiful bull with bosses so big they almost grew together. Ruined! I immediately sent an email to lodge with photos and the owner contacted taxidermist. Their response was that's what all wildebeest look like. Not from what I can see on the internet! Impala was next out. What a mess. Apparently it was also boiled till it fell apart with nose pieces and bridge put back together with big gobs of epoxy glue. Two front teeth were replaced facing the wrong direction. I whittled the glue away and discovered these were not this animal's teeth. Same with the nose pieces. After several hours removing stubborn glue and carving bone with Dremel tool I was able to put the skull back together in a reasonably natural appearance. I still have to repair a bad gouge at the end of one horn, apparently damaged during transit.
Next out of the box is my sable skull. It looks okay: all it's own teeth and clean. Then I dig out the horns bundled separately. WTF? Some idiot drilled holes through the tips to hang numbered ID tags with heavy wire. For crying out loud! Then I put the horns on the skull. Oh no! The left one is clearly from my animal but the right one clearly is NOT. Too long, wrong shape, and wrong angle. Gawdamit!
The cape buffalo had all its teeth (last one had no teeth) but poorly bleached with a couple of large grease spots. We can fix it ... but should we have to?
The warthog had tusks top and bottom sloppily glued into skull/jaw. It took a while to clean off the excess. A few latent grease spots but not surprising with those buggers. We'll clean it up.
The waterbuck was badly grease stained. It's horns also had holes drilled in the tips. Base of horns had several inches of smelly gunk (new growth?) that wasn't cleaned off. The stuff was overcooked and falling apart. Took the better part of a day to remove the crap and stain the horn bases to match the rest. When I put the skull on the wall I noticed several front teeth were out of alignment. When I cleaned off the gobs of glue I discovered these weren't even my waterbuck's teeth. They didn't fit the root holes so the idiot simply broke off the roots and suspended the teeth willy nilly in a bunch of glue. I cleaned off all glue, removed the front two teeth on both sides, and left it at that. Still one tooth on left side that's wrong but it's the best I can do to make the skull look at all presentable.
Kudu was last to go up ... and the worst mess. Not my kudu's skull because my detached horns (complete with holes drilled in tips) don't fit it. Well, okay maybe I can fix that with some whittling on the stumps. But why bother? The teeth were a TOTAL mess! Only the very back molar on each side belonged to this skull (maybe). The rest were from some other specie(s?) and simply floated above the skull, roots and all, in mounds of epoxy glue. Disgusting! There's no way we can fix this short of pulling all the teeth. Yeah, that will look real cool.
A letter has gone out to the taxidermy company offering to settle this reasonably. They can buy me another wildebeest hunt. That is non negotiable. I may be able to "adjust" the stumps on sable to make the horns almost match up but I think at least a refund is in order for that one. They can send me kudu and waterbuck skulls with complete set of their own teeth and I'll make these horns fit. Alternative is they can buy me hunts for those three animals (which is probably the fairest resolution). We'll see how they respond. Other option is to bomb them by name on the internet.

kudu skull

waterbuck teeth

waterbuck horn

black wildebeest boiled


wildebeest on the ground