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[Khunter]

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Honesty in advertising for once “LTL”. no doubt.

 

[MTGomer]

Headed northbound on I 35 right now. Cruising at 80, passing Nebraska plates right and left. I'm amazed so many people from Nebraska Can work up the courage to leave the state.

“Ope, just let me squeeze pastya”

 

[R.K.]

Headed northbound on I 35 right now. Cruising at 80, passing Nebraska plates right and left. I'm amazed so many people from Nebraska Can work up the courage to leave the state.

I live in Montana. I have a long commute. I've been driving below the speed limit for a while now because I get 15% better gas mileage, and that's my second biggest bill every year. It adds up to a decent chunk of change every year- covers my non-resident Missouri deer and turkey tags when I go home to hunt with my dad.

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

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Simply put...that's impressive stuff right there.

 

[Stocker]

Headed northbound on I 35 right now. Cruising at 80, passing Nebraska plates right and left. I'm amazed so many people from Nebraska Can work up the courage to leave the state.

Numbered plates or lettered plates? If the plate starts with letters they are from Omaha or Lincoln and the rest of us do not recognize those areas as being part of Nebraskastan. If I get elected governor anytime I’ll trade Omaha and the surrounding areas to Iowa for the blackbird casino near Onowa. We’ll move what we can or Lincoln to Kansas snd the rest will be demolished and the rubble used to build the wall on the Iowa border.

People from Wyoming and Soooth dakoota will be the only ones allowed to enter the state without a background check and a mandatory 5 year waiting period.

Stocker for governor! Make Nebraska normal again!

 

[Gellar]

I passed a Chevy Impala last night about 11:00 pm that had PIMPALA across the back glass. I was not able to get a picture but I figured since it was around in The Ames area and @BrentD is always complaining about not being able to contribute to this thread I’d save it for him.

 

[Gellar]

Numbered plates or lettered plates? If the plate starts with letters they are from Omaha or Lincoln and the rest of us do not recognize those areas as being part of Nebraskastan. If I get elected governor anytime I’ll trade Omaha and the surrounding areas to Iowa for the blackbird casino near Onowa. We’ll move what we can or Lincoln to Kansas snd the rest will be demolished and the rubble used to build the wall on the Iowa border.

People from Wyoming and Soooth dakoota will be the only ones allowed to enter the state without a background check and a mandatory 5 year waiting period.

Stocker for governor! Make Nebraska normal again!

Bartering is a lot easier when you are offering something people actually want.

 

[2ski]

I live in Montana. I have a long commute. I've been driving below the speed limit for a while now because I get 15% better gas mileage, and that's my second biggest bill every year. It adds up to a decent chunk of change every year- covers my non-resident Missouri deer and turkey tags when I go home to hunt with my dad.

I had an 01 explorer sport that I'd drive 70 in an 80 for that reason. And I'm on mile 330k.

When I drive 84 on the interstate with my crv, I get 26mpg, at 72 it goes up to 30mpg. But i also place a value on my time so most of the time it's 84.

 

[SaskHunter]

Weird flex, bruh! Both my girls are under 7...

 

[Lyfter1013]

I couldn’t get a clear picture but here was a double you got

“I F*** on the first date”
And
“Professional Rawdogger”

 

[2rocky]

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How I know you don't drive through Wyoming in the winter....Your vehicle ^ is still upright on its tires....

 

[Gellar]

I think we need a new rule for this thread. I am guilty of breaking this rule several times, but I think we need to include a picture of the driver and/or passenger of the vehicle. Mostly so I can make sure my stereotyping is accurate.

 

[PrairieHunter]

I live in Montana. I have a long commute. I've been driving below the speed limit for a while now because I get 15% better gas mileage, and that's my second biggest bill every year. It adds up to a decent chunk of change every year- covers my non-resident Missouri deer and turkey tags when I go home to hunt with my dad.

I roll 72 on the interstate for the same reason. I can get around 18 MPG going 72. Kick up to 78 and it drops to 13.

 

[elkduds]

I live in Montana. I have a long commute. I've been driving below the speed limit for a while now because I get 15% better gas mileage, and that's my second biggest bill every year. It adds up to a decent chunk of change every year- covers my non-resident Missouri deer and turkey tags when I go home to hunt with my dad.

Good for you. People squeal about the high price of gas. Drive 5-7 mph slower and its a wash. Plus your engine, driveline, brakes and suspension last longer.

 

[rmyoung1]

 

[LuketheDog]

Good for you. People squeal about the high price of gas. Drive 5-7 mph slower and its a wash. Plus your engine, driveline, brakes and suspension last longer.

I drive faster now so I can spend less time on the road with all the idiots, I figure it lessens my chances of getting in an accident caused by one of them. Gas is less expensive than idiots. Prove me wrong...

 

[Lyfter1013]

I drive faster now so I can spend less time on the road with all the idiots, I figure it lessens my chances of getting in an accident caused by one of them. Gas is less expensive than idiots. Prove me wrong...

I like your thinking

 

[Scott85]

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I had a friend buy me one of those shirts; needless to say i only use it to do yardwork in.

 

[WestKyHunt]

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[elkduds]

I drive faster now so I can spend less time on the road with all the idiots, I figure it lessens my chances of getting in an accident caused by one of them. Gas is less expensive than idiots. Prove me wrong...

You are not alone, believe me.