Extra Stupid Window Stickers

[BrentD]

I always heard if Iowa gave the bottom two tiers of counties to Missouri the iq would go up in both.

You know, minnesotans tell the same joke about Iowa. Missouri's tell it about Arkansas.

The sad fact is that it might be true!

 

[noharleyyet]

Who is the butt of Canada's punchline?

 

[huntin24/7]

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I can’t tell what that says. Something stupid is a safe bet though. Lol

 

[Gellar]

You know, minnesotans tell the same joke about Iowa. Missouri's tell it about Arkansas.

The sad fact is that it might be true!

Given the opportunity, I’ll stay put where I am.

 

[Deleted member 28227]

Who is the butt of Canada's punchline?

... poop fire...

 

[BrentD]

... poop fire...

If you gotta ask, you might look in the mirror. Just saying

 

[noharleyyet]

... poop fire...

I see what you did there . . .

 

[Deleted member 28227]

I see what you did there . . .

 

[Gellar]

Not sure if this should be filed in the window sticker or social media post?

 

[Potsie]

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Nobody likes Ted Cruz.

 

[Gellar]

Nobody likes Ted Cruz.

Does Ted Cruz even like himself?

 

[Potsie]

Does Ted Cruz even like himself?

Would you if you were him?

 

[Gellar]

Would you if you were him?

Negative.

 

[Potsie]

Negative.

 

[ILbowhntr]

Interesting. I proposed a wall at on Iowas east side to keep out Illinoisans At one of the local republican platform meetings for 2020. It was immediately supported by others.

Give us Davenport and I’ll support that motion from this side.

 

[BAKPAKR]

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I think that is “tree huggers.” I am from a logging family, so I can sort of relate…

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Gellar]

I spend a lot of time on I80 in Nebraska. I’ve drawn several conclusions about people from different states. Mostly Iowa. Law enforcement must give speeding tickets out like candy in that state. I’ve yet to ever see someone from Iowa speeding. Generally they are going the speed limit to 5 under, which baffles me. If someone is Lolly gagging in the hammer lane, 9/10 it’s someone from Iowa. I’ve tried to be polite about it, but now I just run up on em and honk until they get over, the sad part is they don’t even know they did anything wrong. As a general rule in Nebraska you need to be going 5 over the limit to avoid being ran over. You can get away with anything 10mph over the limit and under in most cases on highways.

The Nebraska govt is gonna spend $500,000,000 of the Covid relief money on some new lake. I think it would be better spent building a wall on our eastern border to keep Iowans out. BUILD THAT WALL!

Man I was cussing you yesterday! I was going 82 in a 70 on southbound I-35 and I got my doors blown off by a minivan with Texas plates. Naturally I sped up to match. After I sped up and got the cruise set at 87 I caught up to the Subaru convention from Minnesota. Why do people even leave their house if they are afraid to drive? Two handed, fists clenched, some of those big sunglasses that go over and wrap around your regular sunglasses. You are just lucky I didn’t see a Nebraska plate in that bunch.

 

[Stocker]

Man I was cussing you yesterday! I was going 82 in a 70 on southbound I-35 and I got my doors blown off by a minivan with Texas plates. Naturally I sped up to match. After I sped up and got the cruise set at 87 I caught up to the Subaru convention from Minnesota. Why do people even leave their house if they are afraid to drive? Two handed, fists clenched, some of those big sunglasses that go over and wrap around your regular sunglasses. You are just lucky I didn’t see a Nebraska plate in that bunch.

I’ve got opinions on Subaru drivers too.

 

[BrentD]

I’ve got opinions on Subaru drivers too.

Headed northbound on I 35 right now. Cruising at 80, passing Nebraska plates right and left. I'm amazed so many people from Nebraska Can work up the courage to leave the state.