Damn Dog

[Redmt]

I decided to go domestic yesterday and cooked breakfast for my smarter half. We cook bacon in the microwave covered in paper towels. So I set everything out and go call "the boss" to come in the kitchen for breakfast. It seems that Cooper snagged 4 slices of pepper bacon paper towels and all. He going to be crapping confetti sometime today.

 

[Schaaf]

I bet he doesn’t regret a thing. Still a good boy IMO.

 

[Redmt]

I bet he doesn’t regret a thing. Still a good boy IMO.

Coop's a very good boy. So good in fact that he doesn't even know the words No! or Bad Dog!. He just wags his tail and gives you the scratch my butt look.

 

[TN2shot07]

I say the dog did you a favor and saved you from eating that rubberized bacon. It should be cooked in a skillet, the grease used for eggs, then gravy for the biscuits….

 

[Redmt]

No grease. I make my own smoked bacon from wild hogs. If you pan fry it you have to add oil or some sort of grease so it doesn't stick and burn. 30-45 seconds in the microwave does it.

 

[ammo]

I once had a dog growing up (Sadie) that stole a potato....a potato sitting next to 4 juicy steaks sitting right on the counter. I remember hours later after dinner we found the potato in her bed with just a few bite marks in it.

 

[MtnElk]

I decided to go domestic yesterday and cooked breakfast for my smarter half. We cook bacon in the microwave covered in paper towels. So I set everything out and go call "the boss" to come in the kitchen for breakfast. It seems that Cooper snagged 4 slices of pepper bacon paper towels and all. He going to be crapping confetti sometime today.

Is Cooper a lab? if so, he gives zero f&*^ about the pooping pain headed his way... he just got bacon

my lab did this years ago and almost looked like she was smiling every time she pooped out paper towels ha

 

[Redmt]

No he's a Rhodesian Ridgeback with no ridge. He just did a drive by to check out breakfast. Stealing stuff off the table isn't that tough.

 

[hank4elk]

Rio has snagged the bacon and toast in an instant off the coffee table ,when I went into the kitchen to get a paper towel .
He knows no English that I can tell. Hand gestures work.
Or reaching into the dog cookie bag when he comes in, his stumpy tail vibrates....

 

[Ben Lamb]

I say the dog did you a favor and saved you from eating that rubberized bacon. It should be cooked in a skillet, the grease used for eggs, then gravy for the biscuits….

This, of course, but if not - baked.

It's just as good as fried, but without the burns when you cook in the buff.

 

[thomas89]

At my uncles wedding reception his chesapeake stole a steak off the grill, my uncle chased him around the house in a tux hurling rocks the whole way.

 

[Redmt]

but without the burns when you cook in the buff.

I prefer the kitchen for cooking. Nobody laughs.

 

[Redmt]

Speaking of dumb dogs eating dumb stuff. There's nothing that says "Holiday Season" more than scooping poop laden with tinsel.

 

[Ben Lamb]

I prefer the kitchen for cooking. Nobody laughs.

Chicks dig bacon cologne in the delicate places.


Follow me for more smoove up on it tips.

 

[Redmt]

Chicks dig bacon cologne in the delicate places.


Follow me for more smoove up on it tips.

Don't take this wrong but NO!!!! I have no trouble not having Happy Time without outside help.

 

[Redmt]

Damn! Guess who cleaned up the biscuits and gravy when I wasn't looking?
Me and Coop are going to have a serious sit down. That's gravy on his nose.

 

[Ben Lamb]

I have no trouble not having Happy Time without outside help.

 

[Oak]

Our dog once stopped eating her kibble, morning and evening. After 2-3 days of barely picking at her food I began to think I needed to take her to the vet. Then I was working in my home office and heard a very strange sound coming from the hallway outside. I went out and found her sleeping in the hallway with the most incredible sounds coming from her stomach. Sound up!

This just happened to be trash day, and I went out by the back gate and discovered the cause of her gastric distress. A few day earlier I had foolishly set a bag of scrap mule deer trim by the gate, waiting for trash day. She had discovered it and had been dining like her wild cousins.

 

[hank4elk]

Our dog once stopped eating her kibble, morning and evening. After 2-3 days of barely picking at her food I began to think I needed to take her to the vet. Then I was working in my home office and heard a very strange sound coming from the hallway outside. I went out and found her sleeping in the hallway with the most incredible sounds coming from her stomach. Sound up!

This just happened to be trash day, and I went out by the back gate and discovered the cause of her gastric distress. A few day earlier I had foolishly set a bag of scrap mule deer trim by the gate, waiting for trash day. She had discovered it and had been dining like her wild cousins.

Rio's soul mate!!!
Does she Fark too?

 

[Ben Lamb]

Brown dog likes to snurff snacks like horse, rabbit and deer poop, and will puke after a particularly good piece of crap.

My wife thinks that the dog is dying.

I point out that the dog eats 1/2 a cord of wood and as much poop as she can, so of course she's going to throw up.

Dog doesn't eat poop for three days, and doesn't puke.

Wife: I still think we need to spend $500 on a vet to tell us that she's okay.