JUST A TAP
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver
a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just
inches from a large plate glass window. For a few
moments everything was silent in the cab, and then
the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you
scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver
and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the
shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's
entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a
cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25
years."
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver
a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just
inches from a large plate glass window. For a few
moments everything was silent in the cab, and then
the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you
scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver
and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the
shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's
entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a
cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25
years."
