Best Opening Lyrics

[Hem]

I saw a naked cowgirl float across the ceiling.

 

[noharleyyet]

I saw her today at the reception
A glass of wine in her hand
I knew she would meet her connection
At her feet was her footloose man

 

[Southern Elk]

I saw a naked cowgirl float across the ceiling.

Is your head in Mississippi, since I sent you that picture of the catfish?

 

[Southern Elk]

May God bless and keep you always.
May your wishes all come true.
May you always do for others.
And let others do for you.

I prefer the fast version…

 

[JV842]

Well, I loved a girl
She lived out in Pecos, and pretty as she could be
And I worked the rigs on out in Odessa
To give her whatever she needs

 

[Hem]

Is your head in Mississippi, since I sent you that picture of the catfish?

That^ and ZZTOP.

 

[JV842]

Well, when I was young, my mama read me nursery rhymes beside my bed
And though they sounded mighty fine, they made no sense to me
But now that I am all grown up, it seems my nights have changed and such
So I went out and made me up a nursery rhyme for me

 

[Wild Bill]

Raven hair and ruby lips
Sparks fly from her fingertips

 

[Wild Bill]

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven

 

[Goodfish]

Come as you are, as you were
As I want you to be
As a friend as a friend
As an old enemy