Bear bare bottom bite.

[NEW PA MT MN]

'Something just immediately bit me in the butt': Haines woman survives outhouse bear

Biologist Carl Koch believe Shannon Stevens might be the only person this has ever happened to.

www.ktoo.org

 

[p_ham]

Step 1: make sure the seat is down
Step 2: check for bears in the toilet

 

[WyoDoug]

Gives a new meaning to getting bit in the caboose.

 

[dirtclod Az.]

Here we only worry about snakes biting your backside
where the sun don't shine!

 

[Sasquatchewan]

Here we only worry about snakes biting your backside
where the sun don't shine!

I've used crappers all around Africa and the Middle East, I would be lying if I didn't feel like a snake or spider was about to lunge at my junk every time I sat down for a number dos!

 

[NEW PA MT MN]

It was a pooh bear.
Pap pap joke.