dgibson
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A guy walks into a pet store looking for an unusual gift for his wife. The counter guy says, "I have just the thing for you. It's a parrot that sings Christmas carols." He takes the guy over to the parrot display and uncovers a cage. "How do you get him to sing?" asks the customer.
The counter guy says, "Easy, watch this." He takes out his cigarette lighter and waves the flame under the parrot's foot; it immediately begins singing, "Jingle bells, jingle bells...." He moves the flame to the other foot and the parrot rolls into "Silent Night." "Just put the lighter on different areas to get different songs!" The customer loved it and bought it on the spot. As he was leaving, the salesman called out, "Oh, by the way, his name is Chett!"
Well, he gets it home and the wife is less than enthused. He shows her the flame trick, but she isn't impressed. A singing parrot named Chett? Come on. Sarcastically, she says, "What happens if you put the lighter under his private parts?" Trying to please, the husband complies, placing the lighter under the bird's nether regions. True to advertisement, the parrot begins to sing....
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"Chett's nuts roasting on an open fire...."
Sorry.
The counter guy says, "Easy, watch this." He takes out his cigarette lighter and waves the flame under the parrot's foot; it immediately begins singing, "Jingle bells, jingle bells...." He moves the flame to the other foot and the parrot rolls into "Silent Night." "Just put the lighter on different areas to get different songs!" The customer loved it and bought it on the spot. As he was leaving, the salesman called out, "Oh, by the way, his name is Chett!"
Well, he gets it home and the wife is less than enthused. He shows her the flame trick, but she isn't impressed. A singing parrot named Chett? Come on. Sarcastically, she says, "What happens if you put the lighter under his private parts?" Trying to please, the husband complies, placing the lighter under the bird's nether regions. True to advertisement, the parrot begins to sing....
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"Chett's nuts roasting on an open fire...."
Sorry.
