Another day at the grocery store

Doug

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One day, this elderly woman approaches the check out stand at the local grocery store and the checker notices that she has only a couple cans of food, a gallon of milk, loaf of bread, and three big bags of dog food.

"You must have an awfully big dog," she says to the old woman.

"Oh, I don't have a dog," she replies. "These are for my husband."

"Oh my goodness," the clerk answers with surprise. "Hasn't anyone told him that dog food will maker him sick and die?"

The old lady shrugs her shoulders and leaves. Two weeks later, the same clerk notices the same old lady in her line with all the same groceries, but there's no dog food.

"Did you forget to get your husband's dog food?" she asks.

Sadly, the old woman answers, "I don't need to get it anymore. My husband died a week and a half ago."

"See!", the clerk says. "I told you that dog food would make him sick and kill him."

"Oh, eating the dog food didn't kill him," the old woman responds. "He was laying out in the middle of the street licking his balls and he got hit by a car."
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