AZHUNTERR
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A nice, calm, and respectable woman went into a pharmacy, looked
> the
> pharmacist straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy
> some cyanide."
>
> The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
>
> The woman replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
>
> The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have
> mercy! I
> can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the
> law!
> I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds
> of
> bad things will happen! No! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
>
> The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
> husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
>
> The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
> "Well, now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a
> prescription."
>
>
> the
> pharmacist straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy
> some cyanide."
>
> The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
>
> The woman replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
>
> The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have
> mercy! I
> can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the
> law!
> I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds
> of
> bad things will happen! No! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
>
> The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
> husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
>
> The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
> "Well, now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a
> prescription."
>
>
