A little humour for your day

[Tradewind]

 

[Tradewind]

 

[Tradewind]

 

[CRJR45]

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1 : 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a blanket? I'm awfully cold'."
"I have a better idea," she replied, "Just for tonight let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed..
"Good," she replied. "Get your own freaking blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.




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[MS 9x56]

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That is an insult to the Delorean.

 

[mtmuley]

That is an insult to the Delorean.

The DeLorean is an insult to itself. Well, except for the movie..mtmuley

 

[CRJR45]

 

[noharleyyet]

I'm a day late....

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[Tradewind]

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SMH

 

[Tradewind]

Happy B'day Kurt Russell, born this day in 1951

 

[Stocker]

 

[CRJR45]

Our Joke of the Day
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,
"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.
It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.
"How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "Its really spoiled my need for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
"Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody starving."

 

[CRJR45]

 

[Sytes]

 

[Pucky Freak]

What in the .....

In the public safety world, that is just another Thursday. Much rarer, but not nearly rare enough, are the catf###ers.

 

[BearFoot]

 

[CRJR45]

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Nice , but you spelled Harry wrong

 

[CRJR45]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]