A little humour for your day

[Nick87]

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Old man always said, "If you have to, make the first one count and you don't stop until you know it's finished". Sound advice.

 

[Deleted member 16864]

Teenage boys that bring hockey sticks into the hotel are going to be using them unlike skies. Practicing puck handling, tricks and maybe testing out the new goalie resulting in a puck thru the door and knocking out an old lady walking by. Don't ask me how I know about that last one...

We really should trade you guys for Alberta, eh?

 

[Keep on]

 

[Caseknife]

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Think he is watching the wrong tutorial if he is using a toilet plunger

 

[Wildabeest]

Think he is watching the wrong tutorial if he is using a toilet plunger

At first glance, I thought he was using it as a jack stand.

 

[Caseknife]

At first glance, I thought he was using it as a jack stand.

No, he is actually using one of those correctly

 

[RealMuddyboots]

Spending a ton of weekends in hotels in a northern state for kids sports myself, can confirm- hockey kids are absolutely the loudest by a wide margin.

I can’t say I blame the kids, I’d be doing the same thing if I was their age. But “no sticks allowed in the building” is a smart and necessary policy.

Spent night in hotel in Buffalo during youth state hockey tournament. The puck was bouncing off walls up to 1AM, we were on a long drive and beat. Not much sleep.

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[Hem]

 

[Deez Nutz]

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Eeewwww

 

[noharleyyet]

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[Hem]

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I'm just the middleman.

 

[Tradewind]

 

[Tradewind]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[RealMuddyboots]

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And it ONLY blinks for you.....

 

[noharleyyet]

And it ONLY blinks for you.....

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[BigHornRam]

Probly my favorite movie. mtmuley

I was watching Scareface on the tube with my dad, and my mom came in the room and said "how many more times are they going to use the f word?" A couple minutes later, Michelle Pfeiffer said "do you have to use the f word all the time? I looked at my dad, and we both laughed our butts off!