A little humour for your day

[Huntkook]

 

[CRJR45]

 

[Huntkook]

 

[noharleyyet]

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[noharleyyet]

 

[Huntkook]

 

[Huntkook]

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Irrelevant]

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I hate to admit it, but that's not a problem I'm going to have to worry about solving, those years are over.

 

[Bigjay73]

I hate to admit it, but that's not a problem I'm going to have to worry about solving, those years are over.

There's meds for that

 

[noharleyyet]

Halfway through I was reading this in Costanza's voice...

 

[Bigjay73]

You )#$(*))@

 

[antelopedundee]

Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation, walking downtown, window shopping, and
they see a sign on a store that reads, "Suits $5.99 each, shirts $1.99 each, trousers $2.49 each.

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here ! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'm back to Alabama, sell 'em and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin', 'cause if
they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us".

Now, I'll talk in a slow Texas drawl so they don't know we are from Alabama."

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Texas drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.99, 100 of them there shirts at $1.99, 50 pairs of them trousers at $2.39.
I'll back up my pickup and..."

"The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Alabama, ain't ya?"

"Well...yeah," said Bubba surprised. "How come ya'll know that?"

"Because this is a Dry-Cleaner."

 

[Irrelevant]

There's meds for that

I mean maybe? I'm not sure it's socially acceptable to slip your wife a concoction of roofies and ecstasy? Plus I'm pretty sure she's go all bobbit on my pecker if she ever found out about the tape.

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

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Did that thing get locked? I must of missed it.

 

[Derek44]

Did that thing get locked? I must of missed it.

Not yet. Y’all ain’t that lucky. Haha

 

[Nick87]

bobbit on my pecker if she ever found out about the tape.

Take the video with your phone and text to your wife later in the week. You're welcome. Follow me for more awesome ideas.