A little humour for your day

[noharleyyet]

I am a class of '76 too. Let's not make too much out of that reconciliation. I'm not dead yet, though the day is yet young.

Wow, thought you much younger

 

[Bigjay73]

@devon deer

 

[BrentD]

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It is of the genus Peromyscus, but the photo lacks sufficient resolution to identify to species.

 

[noharleyyet]

It is of the genus Peromyscus, but the photo lacks sufficient resolution to identify to species.

Regardless of taxonomic hierarchy the motorboatus gigantia remains undefeated.

 

[TN2shot07]

 

[BrentD]

Regardless of taxonomic hierarchy the motorboatus gigantia remains undefeated.

I believe Motorboatus gigantia is probably a silicon life form.

 

[homers]

Dad, are you sure we’re Irish?
Shut up and drink your whiskey.

 

[Tradewind]

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SMH

 

[noharleyyet]

SMH

...and Barnum is smiling

 

[Tradewind]

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I can sympathize. Had a rental truck w CA plates. Caught endless grief at a trail head

 

[devon deer]

@devon deer

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Are you sure you want to go down this road?

 

[Dsnow9]

Are you sure you want to go down this road?

Hahahahaha isn’t that the truth

 

[Devilscrown]

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[Bigjay73]

 

[antelopedundee]

Subject: The Gov't is pushing assisted suicide for the elderly but this option is better - Medicare Part G


Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you.
So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician*.

This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home.

And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it!! (And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!).

Is this a great country or what?

Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of your week!

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Huntkook]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[BrentD]

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Sarcasm is great, no?

 

[Tradewind]

Jersey swap