A little humour for your day

[Bigjay73]

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[Huntkook]

 

[Huntkook]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[antelopedundee]

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom…

First, he goes to the tuxedo shop to rent a tux, but there’s a long line at the shop and it takes him ages to finally get a tux.

Next, he decides to pick up some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge line there also…

He waits for hours, but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he stops to rent a limo…

Unfortunately, there’s a large line of people waiting to rent limos there too…

But he’s patient and secures a limo for the night.

Finally, the day of the prom comes…

The teenager and his girlfriend are dancing and having a great time.

When the song is over, his girlfriend asks him to get her some punch.

So, he heads over to the punch table…

And there is no punchline.

 

[Nick87]

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You just made my wife's day.

 

[Sytes]

 

[antelopedundee]

 

[Huntkook]

 

[Huntkook]

 

[noharleyyet]

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apropos of nothing, but New Year is coming...

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Bigjay73]

With love,
The U.S. Army

 

[Bigjay73]

apropos of nothing, but New Year is coming...
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I struggle to find circumstances to use the word "apropos" and here you fit it in with a butt plug.

 

[Huntkook]

 

[Wallydeuce]

 

[JV842]

With love,
The U.S. Army

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All in good fun…especially on our BIRTHDAY!!!!