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A little humour for your day

antlerradar said:
Does it help with dropping number 2 in the center of a paper plate?
asking for a friend north of the boarder.
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From a napalm spread to precision anti-bunker. The plate is center mass target. Cannuck or not, Mexican food holds a diverse spread of cultural interest.
BAKPAKR said:
You wouldn’t want your feet to slip…
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A branch once held for stability snapped. The dukky hole dug saved my arse as the thought, "Oh Shit!" crossed my mind, literally and figuratively.
 
The Silent Treatment


A man and his wife were having some problems at home
And were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
At 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
When he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
 
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