A little humour for your day

[Nick87]

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She's perfect.

 

[longbow51]

 

[VikingsGuy]

Also believed wearing magnets in his clothing cured cancer.

Also...died of throat cancer at age 65.

Weather too warm for turtlenecks?

 

[VikingsGuy]

Easter summarized in one ear worm song . . .

 

[Derek44]

Easter summarized in one ear worm song . . .

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Who knew chumbawumba was a religious band

 

[Islander]

Weather too warm for turtlenecks?

It's never cold enough for turtlenecks. But Docksides are good year round.

 

[Huntkook]

 

[BrentD]

This isn't my pic. But I went past a couple of signs like it last week. The new signs lack the picture, which makes even a bit more provocative. I can just imagine families with young daughters heading north on the weekend and the daughters perhaps asking what that is all about... Or just wondering without saying anything. What would your 10-12 yr old kids do?

 

[VikingsGuy]

This isn't my pic. But I went past a couple of signs like it last week. The new signs lack the picture, which makes even a bit more provocative. I can just imagine families with young daughters heading north on the weekend and the daughters perhaps asking what that is all about... Or just wondering without saying anything. What would your 10-12 yr old kids do?

You must be heading north on 35. Hope your big project is going well.

 

[BrentD]

You must be heading north on 35. Hope your big project is going well.

Yup.

Hoping for a big erection soon. We are now working in a couple of different directions...

I had to shield young Dusty's eyes as we drove by. He is just not old enough for this sort of humor

 

[Keep on]

 

[Treeshark]

This isn't my pic. But I went past a couple of signs like it last week. The new signs lack the picture, which makes even a bit more provocative. I can just imagine families with young daughters heading north on the weekend and the daughters perhaps asking what that is all about... Or just wondering without saying anything. What would your 10-12 yr old kids do?

Is it just me or is that billboard like literally ON the road? That’s crazy.

 

[Nick87]

Is it just me or is that billboard like literally ON the road? That’s crazy.

Sure looks like it's photoshopped. Getting triggered over a fake advertisement. Explains a lot.

 

[44hunter45]

I mean maybe? I'm not sure it's socially acceptable to slip your wife a concoction of roofies and ecstasy? Plus I'm pretty sure she's go all bobbit on my pecker if she ever found out about the tape.

Have you heard about the special OnlyFans subscription for married men?
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Same woman every time.

 

[44hunter45]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1773783113342103949

Flying home from New Jersey Friday and the PA comes to life with young woman trying to announce.
"Would Passenger, um....Um..... Um Passenger Wiener please come to the B41 podium. "

 

[VikingsGuy]

Sure looks like it's photoshopped. Getting triggered over a fake advertisement. Explains a lot.

I have no idea about that picture, but I can vouch that there are 2 billboards on I-35 about 75 miles north of the twin cities that proclaim boldly "Quality Erections" by Sherman Building.

 

[Huntkook]

 

[Nick87]

I have no idea about that picture, but I can vouch that there are 2 billboards on I-35 about 75 miles north of the twin cities that proclaim boldly "Quality Erections" by Sherman Building.

There's no way the post is in shoulder.

 

[VikingsGuy]

There's no way the post is in shoulder.

Not my point - I have never seen that particular sign (possibly bad photoshop) - but have seen two others regularly that have just the words, no building, and normally placed along the side of the highway.

 

[Nick87]

Not my point - I have never seen that particular sign (possibly bad photoshop) - but have seen two others regularly that have just the words, no building, and normally placed along the side of the highway.

I know. My point was that was photoshopped or something. Not whether they have another billboard somewhere else.