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    Game Warden Got Me!

    I was turkey hunting yesterday morning. I stepped out of the pickup and took a leak when the game warden drove up. He asked for my license and I told him it was in the truck. He said it was supposed to be on me at all times when I'm out in the field. I told him that was insane because I wasn't...
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    If dogs could write letters to God

    Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God, When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story? Dear God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit...
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    Snappy Answers

    Snappy Answer #1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." Snappy...
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    Talking Pig?

    First Grade- True story. One day the first grade teacher was reading her class the 3 little pigs. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his house. She said...."And so the pig went to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw...
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    Another Touching Story

    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the...
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    French Bashing

    "Going to war without France is like going duck hunting without your accordion." Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. Secretary of Defense "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." Jacques Chirac, President of France "As far as France is concerned, you're right." Rush Limbaugh "They've taken their...
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    Girl Talk

    Three mothers, a Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead were all talking about their daughters. The Brunette said "I was looking through my daughters things and I found cigarettes, I can't believe my daughter smokes." The Redhead said "Ladies, I was looking through my daughters things and I found a...
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    Tired Soldier

    A TIRED SOLDIER The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit...
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    Cat Meat Anyone?

    A buddy of mine went cougar hunting and came back with the hind quarters and backstraps from a four year old. Anyone have some recipes for kitty? Steaks, roasts, stew? I know, I know...it tastes just like chicken. WN
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    Heartwarming Story

    This is truly a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race. A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction...
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