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A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions,
and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

No, wait...sorry.


I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that $hit!
 
Good one John. Now that you are of age, these should help.
MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES:
ATD -at the doctor. BFF -best friend fell. BTW -bringthe wheelchair. BYOT -bring your own teeth. FWIW -forgot where I was. GGPBL-gotta go, pacemaker battery low. GHA -got heartburn again. IMHO -is my hearingaid on? LMDO -laughing my dentures out. OMMR -on my massage recliner. ROFLACGU-rolling on floor laughing and can't get up. TTYL -talk to you louder!
 
Good one John. Now that you are of age, these should help.
MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES:
ATD -at the doctor. BFF -best friend fell. BTW -bringthe wheelchair. BYOT -bring your own teeth. FWIW -forgot where I was. GGPBL-gotta go, pacemaker battery low. GHA -got heartburn again. IMHO -is my hearingaid on? LMDO -laughing my dentures out. OMMR -on my massage recliner. ROFLACGU-rolling on floor laughing and can't get up. TTYL -talk to you louder!

...whiskey exacerbates FWIW ultimately resulting in CRS.
 
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