Who’s Fault question

[Phaseolus]

If I install a replacement garage door opener that is slower than the previous one and the Wife backs into the door before it’s all the way up who is at fault?

 

[perma]

Yes

 

[Bullshot]

Ah you must be a lawyer as you never ask a question to which you don’t already know the answer.

 

[JEL]

Peace before justice?

 

[LIK2HNT]

I know for sure YOU will be fixing the door.

 

[pabearhunter]

It will be YOUR fault no matter what YOU say.

 

[blackbeard]

Hers, even my wife agreed.

 

[recon6036]

Just take the blame!

 

[elkfanatic]

If your not sure, ask the wife. I'm sure she will know! Then just accept her answer even if she's wrong!

 

[VikingsGuy]

Two missing pieces of context - how long have you been married and how long would you like to remain married?

 

[LuketheDog]

If I install a replacement garage door opener that is slower than the previous one and the Wife backs into the door before it’s all the way up who is at fault?

Clearly your fault, how dare you, I don't even know why you're asking us...

 

[Nameless Range]

That’s the last time she’ll ask you to replace anything in the house.

A battle lost in the name of the greater war. Well done.

 

[Dave N]

Guarantee she'll wait for it now!

 

[turbobrick]

It’s the rearview mirror’s fault.

 

[LIK2HNT]

That’s the last time she’ll ask you to replace anything in the house.

A battle lost in the name of the greater war. Well done.

Wish it could be that simple

 

[Laszlo Cravensworth]

My fiance wanted me to weigh in for her.

She says "from a unobservant person, it's her fault not yours."

I agree with @perma though.

 

[rjthehunter]

Ask her what she'd do if they installed a stoplight at a 4 way stop. Would she just ignore the light?

 

[Laszlo Cravensworth]

Ask her what she'd do if they installed a stoplight at a 4 way stop. Would she just ignore the light?

Nytimes pushed me an article this morning about how many bad drivers there are in America.

25% of respondents in one survey admitted to running a red light within the last month.

 

[perma]

Ask her what she'd do if they installed a stoplight at a 4 way stop. Would she just ignore the light?

 

[Phaseolus]

It’s the rearview mirror’s fault.

She said She looked in the mirror and didn’t see it…