Where the sun don’t shine

[Cheesehead]

Situation: fishing on the river
Challenge: need to drop a deuce and no TP
Solution: some nice hand sized leaves that had some scaly/prickly situation on the topside but seemed fairly innocuous on the underside
Aftermath:

Curious any similar stories / what’s your go-to failsafe leaf of choice for backcountry wipes.

 

[Nick87]

As long as you've got a knife and underwear your covered. Used up all available clothing items once. Resorted to a wet empty box of shells. I might run out of shells etc but I'll never run out of paper again.

 

[blueridge]

Walked out without many a sock ... and commando.

 

[Nick87]

Word to the wise never use a mesh Turkey facemask.

 

[Southern Elk]

I’m never without toilet paper. It’s in the pack and it’s in the truck.

 

[Gellar]

My wife always made fun of me for keeping a roll of Tp in all of our vehicles, until she needed to use it.

 

[Jason73]

Smooth rocks can be a life saver

 

[Gellar]

Walked out without many a sock ... and commando.

Merino wool socks are to expensive for me to wipe with!

 

[Nick87]

Merino wool socks are to expensive for me to wipe with!

This is why I don't have sitka

 

[Gellar]

Word to the wise never use a mesh Turkey facemask.

Part of me feels like we need to hear the story, but the other part is shaking my head, grimacing and imagining the poop under my fingernails.

 

[Nick87]

Part of me feels like we need to hear the story, but the other part is shaking my head, grimacing and imagining the poop under my fingernails.

I've too many of these stories and with randy cracking down I'm not so sure it's a good time. I'm far more crude with my vocab then many here.

 

[Southern Elk]

I once ate at Taco Johns in Dillon on the way to Salmon, ID. I didn’t even make it over the divide before it hit me. My son still tells everyone how fast I hit the woods. I could hear him laughing at me as I stumbled down the hill. That’s why I always have TP.

 

[Gellar]

I've too many of these stories and with randy cracking down I'm not so sure it's a good time. I'm far more crude with my vocab then many here.

The worst poison ivy I ever got, actually the last time i got it, I was duck hunting and had to go #2. I had to get a steroid shot the next day. And no, I did not wipe with it be it was all behind the log I sat on.

 

[rtraverdavis]

I’ve done the smooth rock thing. The trick is to…

Oh nevermind. I’m with @nick87 . Don’t want to piss Randy off.

 

[Deleted member 20812]

I’ve had to use the crust off a snowdrift.

 

[rtraverdavis]

I’ve had to use the crust off a snowdrift.

Ha. Me too. Once. It’s like an ice bidet!

 

[Southern Elk]

I’ve had to use the crust off a snowdrift.

I shivered just thinking about that!

 

[EYJONAS!]

 

[Deleted member 20812]

I shivered just thinking about that!

It numbs up pretty quick.

 

[EYJONAS!]

I no shit hunted with a guy that has one of those. The video is fukn hilarious.....