What's Her Name

[Elkhunter]

Bernie was invited to his friend's home
for dinner. Morris, the host, called his wife by
many endearing terms, calling her Honey,
My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

Bernie looked at Morris and remarked,
"That is really nice. After all these years,
you still call your wife those pet names."

Morris hung his head and whispered,
"To tell the truth, I forgot her name years ago."

 

[BroncoGal72]

Good one.......LMAO
I was wondering why all these southerners here call each other Ma and Pa instead of by their names

 

[Nightcrawler]

LMBO!! Now I always thought all the pet names were so you didn't have to remember the names of all the girlfriends, thereby saying the wrong name at the wrong time...

 

[ELKCHSR]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!