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What are Cats?
1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They’re totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they’re not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They’re moody.
9. They leave hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.
11. They are easily amused.
12. They’re mesmerized by shiny baubles.
13. They are easily distracted.
14. They require constant pampering.
15. They are always poking their noses in where they don’t belong.
Conclusion: Cats are tiny little
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1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They’re totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they’re not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They’re moody.
9. They leave hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.
11. They are easily amused.
12. They’re mesmerized by shiny baubles.
13. They are easily distracted.
14. They require constant pampering.
15. They are always poking their noses in where they don’t belong.
Conclusion: Cats are tiny little
Women in cheap fur coats