Vegetable Eaters

[Hem]

Beaver. Just putting that out there as a dare for you guys to discuss the merits of beaver as food without going into the gutter…

Tsk,tsk...after your previous scolding.

 

[westbranch]

In a Never-Before Seen Behavior, Deer Spotted Gnawing Human Flesh

Forensic scientists studying human decomposition spotted an unexpected animal chewing on the remains.

www.nationalgeographic.com

Transitive property of cannibalism.

Idaho is the only state where cannibalism is illegal. Came up in the news recently:

Oldtown murder suspect facing cannibalism charge

James David Russell, 39, is facing a cannibalism charge in addition to a first-degree murder charge for the Sept. 10 murder of David Flaget.

cdapress.com

 

[BigHornRam]

My dogs like cat shit.....they fish them out of the liter box like raw oysters. Yum!

 

[Gerald Martin]

Tsk,tsk...after your previous scolding.

Touché

 

[Deleted member 20812]

Beaver. Just putting that out there as a dare for you guys to discuss the merits of beaver as food without going into the gutter…

Beaver has a very high VD index.

 

[Jbaldwin40]

What's the VD index of a dump/landfill bear?

It's about the same as a free range chicken

 

[Deleted member 20812]

Just got to wondering, are beaver gape eaters too? Seems like tree diameter may come into play here.

 

[Deleted member 20812]

Damn deers and elks. I’ll need to start hunting doves since they only eat grains.

 

[Gerald Martin]

Just got to wondering, are beaver gape eaters too? Seems like tree diameter may come into play here.

Odds of this thread going off the end of the social acceptability spectrum are high.

Higher than 100% if I were a betting man.

 

[Gerald Martin]

Damn deers and elks. I’ll need to start hunting doves since they only eat grains.

Collared or mourning?

Will your dog be pointing them in a manner that goes beyond fair chase?

 

[Hem]

Dieing to hear the aforementioned opinion on the tomato?
And if I mulch in a roadkill before introducing my starters.

 

[rtraverdavis]

Three years ago we had a nest of tiny fledgling robins in the Dogwood out in front of our house. Squirrels ate them.

 

[Gerald Martin]

IMA go run the snowblower for a while. You boys be good, you hear now?

 

[Deleted member 20812]

Dieing to hear the aforementioned opinion on the tomato?
And if I mulch in a roadkill before introducing my starters.

Trying to out how to work this if you end up ON the flamethrower list.

 

[Deleted member 20812]

IMA go run the snowblower for a while. You boys be good, you hear now?

Coin toss odds this’ll be open by then.

 

[rtraverdavis]

Just got to wondering, are beaver gape eaters too? Seems like tree diameter may come into play here.

Quick Google search shows that it depends on the go-get-em spirit of the beaver…

 

[Pucky Freak]

Damn deers and elks. I’ll need to start hunting doves since they only eat grains.

Grains fertilized by pig crap.

 

[longbow51]

Got some eggs back during the shortage that said "100% vegetarian fed chickens". That was a first. Thought we were all for free range?

 

[Sasquatchewan]

It's about the same as a free range chicken

Follow up question; what about the racoon, aka trash panda, that's been messing around my garbage bin? My two kids aren't big on eating veggies much to my chagrin, as a self-confessed veggie lover. This leads to a considerable amount of veggies going in the trash (I know, I should compost) and therefore feeding said racoons.

What would their VD index be and should I start hunting/eating them?

 

[Hem]

Not certain I can turn it on myself...but I started stretching to flatten my four day gut.