Funny thing... this exact thing happened to me about two weeks ago. The chick was on the back of a Harley however, and her shorts were shorter! I voluntarily took a much longer way home (time wise) just so I could sit in traffic and watch the "view"... Was the extra 30 min worth it?
Whip me, beat me, hurt me, make me write bad checks??
Could be! I really don't remember where I heard it the first time, just seems to fits on certain occasions. Along with "Hi, can I buy you a house??" Course, I NEVER lied and pretended to be an internet golden boy!!