top 10 dog pet peeves about humans

[AZHUNTERR]

TOP 10 DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
> > >
> > > 1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all
> > >
> > > 2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
> > > YOU IDIOT!!
> > >
> > > 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check
> > > stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
> > >
> > > 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my
> > > nose...stop it.
> > >
> > > 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now
> > > you know why we chew your stuff up when you're
> > > not home.
> > >
> > > 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled
> > > a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the
> > > food chain, you nitwit.
> > >
> > > 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then
> > > acting surprised when I freak out every time we
> > > go back.
> > >
> > > 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your
> > > guests. Sorry but I haven 't quite mastered that
> > > handshake thing yet.
> > >
> > > 9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look,
> > > we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
> > >
> > > 10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?

 

[ELKCHSR]

!!!LOL!!!

 

[Elkhunter]

LMAO

I love #6

 

[trophy_killer]

LOL Those are all great, but I'd have to agree with Bill that #6 is the best!!