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There were three guys out fishing on a boat.
One of them asks, "How did we do this? Why were all of us finally able to get away to go fishing?"
The first guy replies, "You wouldn't believe what I had to do. I had mow the lawn, trim all the bushes, sweep the carport, and wash the cars before my wife let me go"
The second guy says, "That's nothing, I had to wash the dishes, mop the floors, scrub out the toilets, change the kids diapers for a week, do all the laundry, and clean the windows before my wife let me go."
The third guy says, "You two are doing it all wrong. I woke up this morning at 4:00am. I rolled over and told my wife, 'honey, you can make love to me, or I'm going fishing.'
She replied, "Take your sweater, it's going to be chilly out there."
One of them asks, "How did we do this? Why were all of us finally able to get away to go fishing?"
The first guy replies, "You wouldn't believe what I had to do. I had mow the lawn, trim all the bushes, sweep the carport, and wash the cars before my wife let me go"
The second guy says, "That's nothing, I had to wash the dishes, mop the floors, scrub out the toilets, change the kids diapers for a week, do all the laundry, and clean the windows before my wife let me go."
The third guy says, "You two are doing it all wrong. I woke up this morning at 4:00am. I rolled over and told my wife, 'honey, you can make love to me, or I'm going fishing.'
She replied, "Take your sweater, it's going to be chilly out there."
