Three bears story to end all confusion

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Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he
looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!"
he squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into
his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?!!" he
roars.
Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells, "How many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It
was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the
house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who
unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was
Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the
newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was Momma Bear who
put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water
and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses
downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence,
listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time.
"I HAVEN'T MADE THE DAMN PORRIDGE YET !!
 
Hahaha...;) Nobodys complaining... Just the facts. Maybe It should be posted in SI Dept;) :D Sounds like OL needs to go shopping;) :D
 
Sounds like that song that was out in the 70's or 80's about a guy telling telling his wife to do all of these chores and when she gets them all finished, why she is leaving... :)
 
Sounds to me like mama bear was complaining that she had to do all the work. Isn't that what women are for?????? J/K I bet they were all grumpy because someone didn't do something rhe night before........hhm wonder what it could be????
 

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